My main heat man Mickey the Greaser has been giving me updates about who is coming to my juice joint.
Mickey is very disappointed with all the lollygaggers taking their time. If I make you an offer to come to my club then don't disrespect me by not showing up. I don't carry a tommy gun for decoration ya know.
Make sure you RSVP here and type "YES" in the subject line if you are coming and "PARTY POOPER" if you aint.
My joint is a classy one. If you expect to turn up in your regular street rags and get in then you will be kissing the pavement. If you don't know how to dress sharp look at this page and see what the guys and gals wear in my club. Gals put on your best flapper outfit and guys can look sharp like me in a pin stripe zoot suit, fedora hat and spats. Dress to impress in this world and you'll go a long way. Besides, if the cops see you in your dancing shoes, they won't think you're drinking will they?
Now I am writing this in secret. I don't want it to fall into the hands of the fuzz who are on my tail. The club has finally set up in a location only known to a few people. To get the address you will need to highlight in the space below. If you aint so sharp to work this out then ask a mate who is.
Mandalay House
72 Burns Bay Road
Lane Cove
You can't get in without the password but I aint making it easy for you. If you want the password you need to go here. Who is the gent with his son at a baseball game? THAT'S the password. Now don't forget it.
