Sassy Lady

Two weeks ago a very sassy dame came in to see me at the club. You may recognise her. She's always gettin' into a bit of trouble. She was sentenced to ten days prison for "corrupting the moral of youth". I think it has something to do with her bawdy comments. I don't see much wrong with 'em.

Tell me what you think:

• "Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before."
• "It's not the men in my life that count, it's the life in my men."
• "I didn't discover curves; I only uncovered them."
• "I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond."
• "I've been in more laps than a napkin."
• "Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution."
• "Ten men waiting for me at the door? Send one of them home, I'm tired."
• "When I'm good I'm very, very good, but when I'm bad, I'm better."  

Do you know who it is?