It’s almost time guys and dolls to come to my club and kick up your heels.
The fuzz is going to be out in force so make sure you leave your wheels at home if you want to have some of my finest hooch. Speaking of hooch, I work hard to get the good stuff across state borders so if you want anything stronger than wine, beer or a strawberry daiquiri you will need to pay the waiter. If anyone catches you with it, we aint never met -ok?
I just got word that two fugitives are on the run from the fuzz. Everyone knows I run a little hot but I’m not sure I want the likes of these gents at my club. They look pretty smug but so would I if I just stuck up a bank for a million clams. So be on the lookout for these guys. They are extremely dangerous. They go by the names of "Dutchie" and "The Pom".
Now most of the dudes that visit the club are real wiseguys. So make sure you have a wiseguy name for the evening by looking here. Gals to get your lovely dame name go here.
Oh and don't forget the password. No password, no entry.
See you there!
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